Animal Control (TV series)
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Animal Control (2023–present) is an American sitcom, airing on Fox, about a group of animal control workers in Seattle beginning to see their lives complicated by humans and not so much by animals.
Season 1[edit]
Weasels and Ostriches [1.01][edit]
- Fred: Knock it off. This is not fun for me. This is not fun. Can I help you, Frank?
- Frank: They must smell something on your clothes. What kind of detergent do you use?
Rabbits and Pythons [1.02][edit]
- Frank: They look pretty chill to me.
Cougars and Kangaroos [1.03][edit]
- Fred: The next 3 weeks that Frank spent for 2 days.
- Emily: Hey, stop that, Frank.
Dogs and Bears and Minks [1.04][edit]
- Frank: I'm not gonna sit here and listen to a play-by-play of your escapades, alright? You're gonna have to find somebody else for that.
- Emily: Hey, everyone. We just got a 911 call on a bear. Get this, in a hot tub.
Cows and Raccoons [1.05][edit]
- Frank: So the intentions are getting done now. Did she just lock us in here?
- Fred: Yes, they do. But right now we're trying to de-escalate so when you're done being right, the crane will be outside, ready and waiting.
Skunks and Llamas [1.06][edit]
- Frank: Dammit!
- Frank: Amen. I'll see you at work.
Peacocks and Pumas [1.07][edit]
- Frank: Alright. Well, if you are going to stay then we all need to be mellow and chill.
- Emily: Okay. How chill?
Hellhounds and Sturgeons [1.08][edit]
- Emily: Are you kidding me? PDA in the parking lot.
- Frank: I hope there's another one of those.
Dogs and Geese [1.09][edit]
- Victoria: Hey. How was your big date night with Maya?
- Frank: This is the best dog in the house. Toby and I actually started here the same week.
Pigs and Minks [1.10][edit]
- Emily: Don't do it!
- Frank: Yeah. If you don't know what a mammal is by fifth grade I'm gonna take you down.
Birds and Foxes [1.11][edit]
- Shred: Bye-bye.
- Dispatch: Truck 12. We have a report of a fox at Xavier Skate Park at 3245 Olive Street. Truck 12 responding.
Unicorns and Mountain Lions [1.12][edit]
- Emily: Okay. This little girl sent me a letter asking for a unicorn license. This is like exactly what I would have done when I was little.
- Frank: We're making an actual unicorn license for Sophie and then I'm gonna take it to her house and present it to her.
Season 2[edit]
Raccoons and Mutts [2.01][edit]
- Frank: It's mating season, Shred.
- Shred: Birds do it mid-air, frogs attached to other frogs, a lot of dumpster humping. Love is in the air.
Cats and Monkeys [2.02][edit]
- Emily: Congratulations. How many did Templeton's broke ass precinct have?
- Frank: As of morning, 75.
Tortoises and Labradors [2.03][edit]
- Shred: Our shift ends in 5 minutes. I think I'm gonna order Pad Thai for dinner.
- Frank: Don't do it. You'll jinx us. You order food, we'll get another call. You're young and proud and think that you can thwart fate, right?
Big Dogs and Mini Horses [2.04][edit]
- Dispatch: RSVP's to the Patel/Shred Escrow Closing Party keep rollin' in.
- Emily: So, if I can talk to Monster, he can tell me where he got his dragon. And by the way, never trust Google Translate.
Dogs and Chickens [2.05][edit]
- Emily: Why is the chicken out?!
- Shred: Wait. Are we still gonna be able to puzzle at lunch?
Bunnies and Veggies [2.06][edit]
- Shred: You got it!
- Emily: Hold on, this says that my secret admirer is finally ready to reveal themselves tomorrow morning at 9:00 am.
Skunks and Swans [2.07][edit]
- Shred: So you wanna go global.
- Frank: You wanna talk about qualities.
- Emily: This sandwich is incredible.
Bulls and Potbellies [2.08][edit]
- Frank: Hi.
- Emily: Don't touch the bulls!
Beagles and Lemurs [2.09][edit]
- Emily: Okay, Shred.
- Frank: Lemurs live in Madagascar.
Season 3[edit]
TBA and TBA [3.01][edit]
TBA and TBA [3.02][edit]
Cast[edit]
- Joel McHale - Frank Shaw
- Vella Lovell - Emily Price
- Michael Rowland - Fred "Shred" Taylor
- Ravi V. Patel - Amit Patel
- Grace Palmer - Victoria Sands
- Gerry Dee - Commissioner Templeton Dudge
- Kelli Ogmundson - Dolores Stubb
- Alvina August - Dr. Colette Summers
External links[edit]
- Animal Control quotes at the Internet Movie Database